Today I saw 4 squirrels playing together under a tree. They were frolicking about without a care in the world. And then one ran straight up a tree cause he (or she…probably she) was being chased. And then I realized that hey, these aren’t insects, or reptiles, these are mammals. How come they can run straight up trees and we can’t?
So I started thinking about being a squirrel (physics does strange things to my mind).
So I started thinking about um, that cartoon….uh…The Sword in the Stone. Where Merlin turned them into squirrels and they went scurrying around the forest. And then Merlin sang a song or something about the girl squirrel trying to get with Arthur. It was all fun and games until the old fat woman squirrel tried to get Merlin. And then it was all over and Merlin turned them back into people.
Which just goes to show you that wizards aren’t all that wise. And they’re hypocrites.
Gandalf is pretty cool though.
