So I just found this page somebody wrote, and it was an interesting read. I think I might agree with the company a little bit (since they pay for everything they make the rules), but otherwise it seems pretty much right-on.
http://www.geocities.com/estle46224/guns.html

this morning I got out of the shower and looked at my plugs that I got wednesday and the fat flared-out end of the right one was pulled back and embedded in my earlobe. it was very painful. I skipped MATH 3215-B1: Probability & Statistics and went to piercing experience and arrived right [...]

I haven’t been in school since december.  and now it starts.  I am extremely sad.  here’s my schedule.