just in case the link disappears, I’m keeping it here for posterity:

VIDEO-STORE SICKO IS RATED PEE-G

September 23, 2004 — A Staten Island man got so angry yesterday when he was asked to leave a video store that he decided to go — urinating all over the shop, authorities said.

The bizarre episode began at 12:30 a.m. in a Blockbuster Video at 754 Manor Road in Todt Hill as the manager was closing up for the night, police sources said.

The manager went up to Steven Scott, 33, and asked him to leave, but the stubborn customer refused, authorities said.

Scott became so enraged that he pulled down his pants and urinated on some merchandise in the store, sources said.

After swiping four DVDs and a blank tape, Scott fled the store, the sources said.

The manager called cops and gave them a description of the suspect.

During a search, police arrested Scott after spotting him outside an apartment building at 235 Westwood Ave. He was charged with criminal possession of stolen property and criminal trespass. –Jamie Schram