I bought the best soap yesterday, Irish Spring MicroClean. The delicious scent is to die for, and the scrubbing Micro Beads™ make your body feel refreshed and clean like a brisk Autumn morning swim in a spring in Ireland!
I <3 it most greatly.
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So I’m trying out Flock cause I just know all the COOL kids will be doing it.  And I feel a need to be cool.  Also, the only reason I feel secure is that I am validated by my peers.  Also, perhaps I’ll sign up for one of them flikr things, since Flock told me [...]

OK I found this picture and I <3 it greatly. Does anybody know where I can get a big version? Background size would be great, but anything bigger than this would make me happy.

Why do I get all these spams wanting me to buy fake rolexes? I don’t even wear a watch. Is there that much of a market for them? Does anybody get a spam that says “Bu y a gen uin im1tation R0lex for 0nl-y $75!” and think to themselves “wow what a [...]

It wasn’t the cancers btw. I shall live to see another day