Dec 11

ha, cows

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“Livestock are responsible for 18 per cent of the greenhouse gases that cause global warming, more than cars, planes and all other forms of transport put together.”


Mar 01

we get br0ed

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(11:44:34 AM) Vanessa Long: oh – no taco hell for me
(11:44:37 AM) Vanessa Long: thank you
(11:44:41 AM) Tim Miller: taco *hell*?
(11:44:45 AM) Tim Miller: no way
(11:44:45 AM) delectableramen: /ahem
(11:44:54 AM) Vanessa Long: grrrr
(11:44:55 AM) Tim Miller: more like taco temple of deliciousness and value

Jan 19


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A quote from TIM MILLAR about a …middle eastern / indian… coworker who sent me a bug that isn’t in my code:

(15:43:06) Tim Miller: tell him to hop on his flying carpet and to fly back to legitimate bug land!

and another quote:

(15:25:42) Sung Whang: i want that for lrnch

Jan 02


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Got up at 8:00 today….well, 8:07…got ready and got to work at 9. It’s like a new world record, I’m sure. Almost nobody was around so I figured everybody took the day/week off. At noon I messaged sung…who proceeded to tell me that today was a vacation day. I sure had no idea. I sure have no idea why they couldn’t have put that on the 2005 vacation schedule just to make sure people would notice it. I sure have no idea why they made us use 8 hours PTO for last friday but today is vacation. I sure wish I hadn’t awoken this morning.

Oct 26

My blog is worth $564.54.
How much is your blog worth?

Aug 02

I saw this and laughed until i cried


Jul 07

what an interesting spam

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I sure found a funny spam in my spam folder. It’s quite long so if you want to read it just click:

Continue reading »

May 06

hairs did

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so my hair was in dire dire need of cutting and coloring, and larissa was kind enough to volunteer to come do it. I was pretty nervous about the cutting part, because my hair is long of course and she’s not like…a professional hair stylist or whatever. however, it actually came out looking really good, at least as good as the salon, if not better. i was gonna give her gas money for driving down here, but I didn’t have any cash so I made her let me buy dinner to say thanks. got to el amigo (mexican 3 nights in a row what?) and sat down, and like immediately this chick at a table across the aisle is all like “oh I love your haircut!” i thought it was soooo funny. apparently she’s in cosmetology school or whatever so she was talking to larissa about it. anyway I thought it was cool, I guess i didn’t have anything to worry about.

my phone is b0rked, and t-mobile wouldn’t replace it, so I am phoneless for the time being. of course i’m going to ringgold tomorrow or sunday for a week so I don’t guess anybody’d need to get in touch with me…but if you read this and were going to call me and it goes straight to voicemail…that’s why. i dug up my old cordless phone and plugged it in, so I have a home phone now, but yeah it’s dumb.

Apr 12

this summer looks better

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I emailed a professor that I did a project for, and he’s going to let me do a “Research Project” this summer….I work on some code that I wrote for that project, and I get credit(s) for it. So that’s awesome. I only need one hour, so that’ll definitely happen….if I’m lucky he’ll have a lot of work for me and I can drop economics or algorithms and do 4 hours worth. So exciting

In other news if you haven’t read about the “Napolean Dynamite” bill, do so. It sure is funny. The best part is this:

2 WHEREAS, any members of the House of Representatives or the Senate of the
3 Legislature of the State of Idaho who choose to vote "Nay" on this concurrent
4 resolution are "FREAKIN' IDIOTS!" and run the risk of having the "Worst Day of
5 Their Lives!"

Apr 12

quoth stephen virant

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"how many dead popes does it take to change a light bulb?"

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