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Steven — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 21:02:34 +0000

“Livestock are responsible for 18 per cent of the greenhouse gases that cause global warming, more than cars, planes and all other forms of transport put together.”

read

we get br0ed

Steven — Wed, 01 Mar 2006 16:46:35 +0000

(11:44:34 AM) Vanessa Long: oh – no taco hell for me
(11:44:37 AM) Vanessa Long: thank you
(11:44:41 AM) Tim Miller: taco *hell*?
(11:44:45 AM) Tim Miller: no way
(11:44:45 AM) delectableramen: /ahem
(11:44:54 AM) Vanessa Long: grrrr
(11:44:55 AM) Tim Miller: more like taco temple of deliciousness and value

lololol

Steven — Thu, 19 Jan 2006 20:49:21 +0000

A quote from TIM MILLAR about a …middle eastern / indian… coworker who sent me a bug that isn’t in my code:

(15:43:06) Tim Miller: tell him to hop on his flying carpet and to fly back to legitimate bug land!

and another quote:

(15:25:42) Sung Whang: http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/mike_4.jpg i want that for lrnch

Well……crap.

Steven — Mon, 02 Jan 2006 17:21:53 +0000

Got up at 8:00 today….well, 8:07…got ready and got to work at 9. It’s like a new world record, I’m sure. Almost nobody was around so I figured everybody took the day/week off. At noon I messaged sung…who proceeded to tell me that today was a vacation day. I sure had no idea. I sure have no idea why they couldn’t have put that on the 2005 vacation schedule just to make sure people would notice it. I sure have no idea why they made us use 8 hours PTO for last friday but today is vacation. I sure wish I hadn’t awoken this morning.

this is funny, i would be poor

Steven — Wed, 26 Oct 2005 20:35:28 +0000

My blog is worth $564.54.
How much is your blog worth?

oh wow

Steven — Tue, 02 Aug 2005 10:13:17 +0000

I saw this and laughed until i cried

clicky

what an interesting spam

Steven — Thu, 07 Jul 2005 13:38:33 +0000

I sure found a funny spam in my spam folder. It’s quite long so if you want to read it just click:

From: Dr.Charles Enags.
Subject: May God Richly Bless You.

Dear Friend,

I am inspired of the Holy Spirit to write you this mail and to also inform you that God is aware of whatever you are passing through. Whatever religions you belong or if you don`t believe in God, He is about to do something new in your life. I will be praying for you on this mail with the Name of Jesus Christ who died for our sins and you receiving your Miracle will convince you that Jesus is Lord.

Place your right hand on your chest as you recite this prayer: Father in the Name of Jesus! I thank you for all you have been doing in my life and I pray that you come and heal me from these diseases and infirmities (Aids, Cancer, Tuberculosis, Blindness, Deafness, Stroke, Paralysis, Cripple E.T.C) in Jesus Name, Amen. You said in your Word that “By your stripes or wounds my healing was provided” So let it be done right now in Jesus Name. I thank you because I know you have done it in Jesus Mighty Name I pray! You will feel something moving inside of you-That is the Holy Spirit and if you like go to the Doctor for confirmation after 72hours. You are healed by the power in the Blood of Jesus. I demand that your healing be permanent in Jesus Name, Amen!

If you are having Financial problem, Problem in your Marriage, Problem with preserving what you have got and other problems in life, Lift up your two hands and say this pray: O God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, I ask for your Financial release upon my life because of the convenant you made with Abraham, Isaac and Jacob and as one of their descendants, I call upon you to release financial riches on me these days in Jesus Name Amen. Remember the blood of Jesus that was shared for me on the cross and also remember your “Word that you will provide my needs according to your riches in Glory” Let me experience Financial breakthrough today in Jesus Name, Amen! Every problem in my marriage that has to do with our sexual organs, let it receive healing right now in Jesus Name. May God bless us with the Fruit of the womb and before this time next year may I carry my baby in my arms. May God bless me with the Anointing for preservation and may God make my Job, Business and whatever I am doing prosperous in Jesus Name, Amen! Any other problem confronting me in life, I plead the Blood of Jesus and order it to turn around for my good in Jesus Mighty Name, Amen!.

If you are suffering curses in your life, known or unknown or demons have been troubling you-making your life miserable, Pray this prayer after me as you put your two Hands on your Head: In the Name that is above every other name, I pray that those curses in my life, brought by my parents, enemies, friends, Myself or even the Land am Living: I order them to be revoked in the Name of Jesus because Christ shed His Blood for me in every part of His body so that no curse, shame or evil should befall me. So I return every curse back to the devil and I declare that I am Blessed in Jesus Name Amen. Please, believe in your heart that God is the one speaking these words into your life in Jesus Name, Amen and it shall be so.

I decree by the Spirit of the most high God that you will receive your heart desire today in Jesus Name I pray that any spirit prince of the country you are living in, that will want to block the Angels of God bringing your blessing, I demand that Angel Michael should arise and fight the battle and the HolyGhost Fire should smash that spirit prince in Jesus Mighty Name, Amen!. I decree this that in less than 72hours you will have testimonies in your mouth about what God has done. May the Lord open your eyes to see the blessing He stored in you and may your struggles be brought to an end this day in Jesus name, Amen! (You may also apply these above prayer points to your friends and relations in Hospitals and even the dead and God will honour your word).

Please, if you have not accepted Jesus into your life say this prayer: Lord Jesus, come into my life. I am sinner and I pray that you forgive me my sins and wash me with your blood. I confess with my mouth and believe in my heart that you died for me and rose again and I am born again in Jesus Name, Amen.

You can send your testimonies to this Email: Poweritbjesus@bankersmail.com and if you are moved by the Holy Spirit to bless this Ministry or You want to show appreciation, indicate on the mail and you will be given direction. Blessing this Ministry will increase God`s blessing upon your life in Jesus Name, Amen.

Best Wishes,
Dr. Charles.
Email:Poweritbjesus@bankersmail.com

hairs did

Steven — Sat, 07 May 2005 04:07:07 +0000

so my hair was in dire dire need of cutting and coloring, and larissa was kind enough to volunteer to come do it. I was pretty nervous about the cutting part, because my hair is long of course and she’s not like…a professional hair stylist or whatever. however, it actually came out looking really good, at least as good as the salon, if not better. i was gonna give her gas money for driving down here, but I didn’t have any cash so I made her let me buy dinner to say thanks. got to el amigo (mexican 3 nights in a row what?) and sat down, and like immediately this chick at a table across the aisle is all like “oh I love your haircut!” i thought it was soooo funny. apparently she’s in cosmetology school or whatever so she was talking to larissa about it. anyway I thought it was cool, I guess i didn’t have anything to worry about.

my phone is b0rked, and t-mobile wouldn’t replace it, so I am phoneless for the time being. of course i’m going to ringgold tomorrow or sunday for a week so I don’t guess anybody’d need to get in touch with me…but if you read this and were going to call me and it goes straight to voicemail…that’s why. i dug up my old cordless phone and plugged it in, so I have a home phone now, but yeah it’s dumb.

this summer looks better

Steven — Wed, 13 Apr 2005 03:12:31 +0000

I emailed a professor that I did a project for, and he’s going to let me do a “Research Project” this summer….I work on some code that I wrote for that project, and I get credit(s) for it. So that’s awesome. I only need one hour, so that’ll definitely happen….if I’m lucky he’ll have a lot of work for me and I can drop economics or algorithms and do 4 hours worth. So exciting

In other news if you haven’t read about the “Napolean Dynamite” bill, do so. It sure is funny. The best part is this:

2 WHEREAS, any members of the House of Representatives or the Senate of the 3 Legislature of the State of Idaho who choose to vote "Nay" on this concurrent 4 resolution are "FREAKIN' IDIOTS!" and run the risk of having the "Worst Day of 5 Their Lives!"

quoth stephen virant

Steven — Tue, 12 Apr 2005 19:31:59 +0000

"how many dead popes does it take to change a light bulb?"